Once when I was in my 20’s, I was living in a town about an hour from where I grew up. I was in this sex shop….in the toy room, when suddenly I hear this voice from my past. I look up to see my favorite 6th grade teacher, carrying a purple dildo over to his wife, and saying ‘it has 3 speeds, honey’. I didn’t say a word. I just left. Got in my car, and have never spoken of it till now.
Oh lord kuajaja